Happy Monday!

I have a paper due Tuesday, a quiz on Wednesday, and probably some tests coming up soon that I won't remember until the day before.  The only thing happy about this Monday is that it isn't Tuesday yet.  Couldn't find any "Monday" Garfield comics, but this one is just as good.  I often have thoughts like this.  I will gladly accept your dollars.   

 

My bad

I know it's been a while since I've updated. To all my loyal readers (all two of you), I apologize. Lots have happened in these three months. Firstly, I turned 21. Yes, it's great. Now I can legally kill my brain cells. Secondly, guess where I'm blogging from right now. No...no...close...fine, I'll just tell you. My new black Macbook. It might just be the most awesome piece of tech I've ever owned. That's a lot coming from me. Photos of my set-up to come. I hear the new macbooks might be coming out soon, but until then, I think I'm in love. I'll be blogging much more often now. Lucky you.

Now here's a Dilbert for you, courtesy of my Dilbert widget. I think many of us can relate. I know I can.



I think I'll add that to my resume, "Incubator of innovations".

Spare me.

My new bowling ball. Isn't she pretty? Also picked up a bag and a pair of shoes. Don't ask about the shoes. They ain't pretty. Now I've got this urge to bowl during all my free time. More productive than napping in any case, and less expensive than my other hobby- spending money on photography equipment.

Now I need someone to bowl with. Anyone got some time to spare? Get it? Spare? 'Cause it's bowling? Man...I crack myself up.

Cute...overload...

HAPPY (early) HALLOWEEN!!!


Alligator costume. Awesome. That is the only word that comes to mind.


Mini-dragon-peeg

Photos courtesy of cuteoverload.com

Check out the site. You won't regret it. Unless you hate cute things. In which case, bah you.

Soon to come, pictures of Butters the Lumberjack.

You smell like poop.

courtesy of thesneeze.com:

Gettin' Sexy with the Ladies

I walked into the kitchen to find my wife watching "The Pick Up Artist" on Vh1. It's a reality show where they attempt to teach socially awkward guys how to pick up hot girls.

My favorite technique is the "Neg." That's making a playful "negative comment" to disarm a woman and show you're not defenseless to her beauty.

Me: "How can you watch this show?"

My wife: "I'm easily amused."

Me: "Yeah, that's 'cuz you're dumb... OH SHIT, DROPPING NEGS! Get your shirt off."

My wife: (BLANK STARE)

The shirt remained on.

I don't think I negged her hard enough. Next time I'll make fun of her family. Then make way for the sex!

If I haven't said this before, then I'll say it again, thesneeze.com is awesome.

Sigh...

I guess I should try to look on the bright side. If someone finds one, let me know.

I'm a bad, bad, blogger...

Assuming anyone actually reads this blog, I'd like to apologize for being so lax in my blogging. By lax I mean damn ass lazy. Here's a treat for all of you courtesy of the 2(x)ist show at fashion week. We were in the seats to the side of the stage so this was the best I could do. Thanks to Jeff for the invite. Our company, C3, soon to come (yay! business cards!). Enjoy.



The new fashion for men this fall. Who needs clothes? Just throw on your underwear, add a beret and a pair of wrist bands, and you're good to go. Whether it be class, a date, a night out on the town with the boys, it's versatile like that. Underwear is the new pants.