courtesy of thesneeze.com:
Gettin' Sexy with the Ladies I walked into the kitchen to find my wife watching "The Pick Up Artist" on Vh1. It's a reality show where they attempt to teach socially awkward guys how to pick up hot girls.
My favorite technique is the "Neg." That's making a playful "negative comment" to disarm a woman and show you're not defenseless to her beauty.
Me: "How can you watch this show?"
My wife: "I'm easily amused."
Me: "Yeah, that's 'cuz you're dumb... OH SHIT, DROPPING NEGS! Get your shirt off."
My wife: (BLANK STARE)
The shirt remained on.
I don't think I negged her hard enough. Next time I'll make fun of her family. Then make way for the sex!
If I haven't said this before, then I'll say it again, thesneeze.com is awesome.
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